My Introduction!

Hello! My name is Hardware! I work as a Body Piercer in a Tattoo shop in Minnesota (Where I may or may not say). I was recently inspired by my brothers blogspot to start my own. He is documenting his adventures working at a Porn Shop. I thought to myself "Holy Shit! I have all sorts of crazy stories, and a lot of time to kill!!" So sorry bro, I'm not trying to steal your thunder or anything, but some of the fucked up people I deal with on an everyday basis is just as amusing. Just not in a sexual way...

I am sure I will have no shortage of amusing stories to publish... and with how reality media is sucking up the Tattoo industry these days, who knows, maybe I can have my own T.V. show... not that I would ever consent myself to such a thing. So anyway, I hope you enjoy the everyday craziness that is my screwed up life! Just be happy it's not you!!